well...sorry again for faking death lately; we've been very busy because of exams and stuff, that's why the journal hasn't been updated for a while.
But now I break the ice and share this (relatively
) short story with you! (sorry if you already know it
)
Sooo now close the door, put the "do not disturb" hanger on your door handle, turn your cell phone off and read the story of...
A dog named SexEverybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
so get yourself a dog."
I hope you liked it
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As you know this month's about crazy stunts.
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MindOfGeniusThe Crazy Kid From World of WarcraftA guy's best friend's girlfriend works in a psycho ward. She sees a little kid who is resisting everybody, so she comforts him. They get to talking, and finds out he plays WoW. She knows a bit of the lingo, because her boyfriend plays, and she tells them their names. The kid stops her, and asks her to repeat one character's name. She repeats it, AND THE KID FLIPS OUT. The character belonged to the narrator (from the beginning). So the narrator is laughing his ass off because (apparently) he owned a little kid SO MUCH and SO BADLY that it caused the little kid to go crazy and attack his family.
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ddjcompMeet...ME - OWNED.One hell of a crazy stunt to do - but one great captured photo!! go check it out by clicking here -
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Odd SignsPlease send in a note with the subject Journal June 08, any odd signs you have seen around or come across and what they were meant to be - can include mis-translated signs or faded ones as well!Notes have to be in by 30th June by the latest!
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At first, we hope you all are enjoying your time in dA's no.1 virtual padded cell!!
...but what about changing the style a little?? Well, the fact is, that we're facing an enormous problem here.
You know, building an all-inclusive padded cell is really expensive. So we're totally broke right now
that's why we've made the following decision:
the Cellmate (= club member ) who donates us a subscription will get an feature on our journal until the subscription runs out!! It would be greatly appreciated.
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